From the RPH archives
True love.  If you’re lucky.
(via bendoverloverboy)

True love.  If you’re lucky.

(via bendoverloverboy)

I would agree to live here approximately 2 days straight, servicing her, without pay.
(via buttholes)

I would agree to live here approximately 2 days straight, servicing her, without pay.

(via buttholes)

Oh, I see you’re married.  So am I.

Oh, I see you’re married.  So am I.

Sperm.

Sperm.

Honey, you look as good as the day I married you. But you still haven’t learned how to keep house.
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Honey, you look as good as the day I married you. But you still haven’t learned how to keep house.

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