True love. If you’re lucky.
(via bendoverloverboy)
I would agree to live here approximately 2 days straight, servicing her, without pay.
(via buttholes)
Oh, I see you’re married. So am I.
Sperm.
Honey, you look as good as the day I married you. But you still haven’t learned how to keep house.
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